UNEMPLOYABLE – Unisex Lightweight Hooded Sweatshirt (Black w/ White Letters)

When you’ve outgrown the job, the nonsense, and the performative “professionalism”…
When you’ve chosen freedom, purpose, and building something of your own…
There’s only one word that fits — UNEMPLOYABLE.

This hoodie is for the entrepreneurs, the creatives, the visionaries, and every single person who refuses to shrink themselves to fit into toxic workplaces.
Wear it as a declaration. Wear it as a warning. Wear it because you’ve earned it.

Why You’ll Love It

Premium Lightweight Comfort

Made from 100% ring-spun US cotton, this hoodie delivers the perfect blend of softness and durability. Lightweight enough for layering, cozy enough for everyday wear — all without feeling bulky.

Unisex Relaxed Fit

Designed to flatter all body types with rolled-forward shoulders, a smooth silhouette, and a jersey-lined hood for that comfortable, lived-in feel.
Note: This hoodie is NOT oversized — size up 2–3 sizes if you want that slouchy, oversized fit.

Crisp, Bold Design

The sharp white UNEMPLOYABLE script pops against the deep black fabric, giving you a minimalist look with maximum impact.

Sustainably Produced

Crafted using OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes and clean, salt-free pigments. All cotton is ethically harvested through the U.S. Cotton Trust Protocol. Wear it boldly — and responsibly.

Product Features

• Material: 100% ring-spun US cotton

• Weight: 6.4 oz/yd² (217 g/m²)

• Fit: Unisex relaxed

• Hood: Jersey-lined with natural flatcord

• Label: Sewn-in twill

• Care:

  • Wash cold, inside out, with mild detergent

  • Tumble dry low or hang to dry

  • Do NOT bleach

  • Do NOT dry clean

  • Do NOT iron directly on the design

  • Wait 24 hours before first wash

Processing & Shipping (USA)

• Processing: 2–5 business days

• Shipping: 1–3 business days after production
  🚨 Please triple-check your address. Orders ship to the address on file and cannot be changed once shipped. We are not responsible for packages lost, misdelivered, or damaged by the carrier.

Returns & Exchanges

This hoodie is made to order through my print-on-demand production partner.

❌ All sales are FINAL
❌ No returns, exchanges, or cancellations

✔️ If you receive the wrong item, contact us immediately — we’ll fix it.
✔️ If you have sizing questions, message me before ordering.

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